The Five Questions Thing That’s Going Around

Yes, it’s another meme. Deal with it. This published at midnight, and at this time I’m probably drunk off my ass in New York City, doing body shots off of Britt’s neck and Becky’s boobs. I might be singing karaoke, hard to say. I hope that I’m partying with Dawg and Poppy and Cissa right now. I guaranTEE you I’ve seen the Statue of Liberty, despite Britt’s dire whinings to the contrary. She kept me from the Liberty Bell - I will NOT be denied my Lady Liberty! And I probably jackslapped her bea

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